In Heaven, the shopping would be the best. She knew this at a matter of faith. In Heaven there wouldn't be any lines and all of the latest stuff would be readily available. In Heaven you could get a Wii without all of the hassles that you had to put up with here. And there wouldn't be any problem with returns. If you decided after a month or so that you didn't like the stuff you bought in Heaven, they took it right back with no questions or attitude or anything. Also, they would have all the sizes in Heaven, not just the Extra Extra Large sizes that you have to pick through here. Also, you could order anything in any color. That's just one of the things that makes Heaven, Heaven. Heaven is a shopper's paradise.

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