In Washington, D.C., a white van is no longer simply a white van. A white van is a terrorist devise. It is something from which deranged men--and, yes, it is always men--direct high-power rifle fire randomly into the pedestrian mass. A white van is a potential bomb waiting to ignite during a rush hour morning. A white van is a message sent from deranged "holy" men in far away lands. And, perhaps what is most frightening, a white van is ubiquitous. They are everywhere, on every corner, at every intersection. It seems that vans only come in one color: white, a symbol of purity and innocence. How's that for irony?

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