He said: "It's not true that I think that I'm better than you, because it is a fact that I am better than you. I have more money than you; I have a younger wife than you have; I have a larger house and I drive a faster car; my kids go to a better school than yours do and they make better grades; I travel more than you do and speak more languages than you speak; I have better clothes than you wear and my body is better sculpted than yours; I eat better, dress better, and enjoy a life that is richer than yours is. I will die, when that time finally comes, in my sleep and will feel no pain for eternity. All of this is true, but you should pay it no mind because we are still friends."

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