Four things overheard on the street:

1) "I told her she was gettin' in way too deep. But all she said was 'Fuck off'."
2) (to a cell phone) "I'm two blocks away. Why don't you walk up one and I'll walk down one and we can meet in the middle. Where are you?"
3) "It's always deepest before the dawn, baby. Always deepest right then."
4) Don't you ever talk to me like that again, or I'll slap your face off!"

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