He said: "I'm the last one left; the last of my line, no pun intended. I'm the last person that I know of who does not have or use a cell phone. I hate them! I hate the way people are always yelling into their fists while they walk up the street; the way they consult with their sleeves while pushing a grocery cart up and down the isles; the constant checks on location; the time table of locomotion; the cheap chatter about various sex acts with girl friends, boy friends and wild animals. Get thee behind me, Technology! I'm getting along just fine here in the dessert, just me and my camel. If I need anything, I'll give you a call."

Stumble It!