She said: "You know, men are such slow learners. They really are. They do the dumbest things sometimes, like allow themselves to be targets in some war with someone they don't even know. And the way they think that just smiling will get some old gal to fall all over them. The men around here drink a good bit and everyone knows that's not smart; to go around all smelly and talking all that trash and thinking that some girl is gonna think that's cute or something. Men smoke when they drink and get all smelly with the smoke and then want someone to kiss or hug them like a child. Men get themselves all puffed out and try to make themselves look different than what they are. They cuss a lot, too. If there's anything I hate worse than anything, its a potty mouth. I don't know what it is about men that makes them the way they are. Ya know, by the time they "get it", its time to die."

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