Overheard on the street:
He said: "I ain't no playah, man. I ain't no playah 'cause I'm the GAME!"
He said: "I'm telling you, it's like the United States of Assholes."
She said: "I keep calling you and calling you and you don't never call me back!"
He said: "I think he should've stopped shooting after the first dozen."

Stumble It!