She said: "Here's a good one: Why doesn't money grow on trees? Seems to me that they've got all kind of other things growing on trees; why not money. Talk about your "life sustaining crops"! There ain't anything more important to life on Earth than money. You can't live here if you don't have money. They're growing stuff to turn into gas for our cars; they're growing stuff to make medicines with; they're growing stuff to make other kinds of things, like paper, all over the place. How come no one has figured out how to grown money? Come on! It can't be that hard. To quote my Dad: "They can put a man on the moon, but they can't get trees that will grow money". It's a damn shame. That's what I think anyway."

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