Friday, June 29, 2007
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
Sunday, June 24, 2007
Plan A: Round up the “usual” suspects
Plan B: Anything that goes “boom”
Plan C: Plan B, but harder
Plan D: More wimpy ideas from neocons
Plan E: Renegotiated compensation packages
Plan F: Larger corporation contributions
Plan G: See Plan A
Stumble It!Friday, June 22, 2007
"I'm right in back of you, dude!"
"Right in back, where?"
"Dude! Turn around. I'm the guy in the yellow shirt"
"Oh. Yeah. What's up?" Stumble It!
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
Monday, June 11, 2007
Friday, June 08, 2007
Wednesday, June 06, 2007
Monday, June 04, 2007
He said: "Ohmygod, I don't even care anymore about how she got in. I just want my money back"
She said: (laughing) ..and then the car hit the lady with the baby and they both flew up in the air."
She said: "Listen, can I call you back. I don't have time to talk now."
He said: "Gay men are blind to any man over 50. This is a well know fact." Stumble It!
Friday, June 01, 2007
It was 1970 and Janis had just O.D.ed. The rock 'n' roll heroes were going fast. Jimi: dead; Jim: dead; now Janis. It was hard to believe that it could happen so fast and that they could've been so stupid as to die like they did. It didn't make a lot of sense. People talked about how "bright" their "flame" was and that was an excuse for how they could implode and choke to death on their own vomit, or to be mistaken on how much of what substance had gotten them too high to remember what could be toxic in their own, particular, "stone soup". For myself, I felt let down, disappointed, and sad. Our heroes don’t so much now commit unintentional suicide. I think we got a little smarter since 1970. Now, our heroes are shipped off to another place to die, suddenly and without much thought, in another land, by another hand.
Stumble It!